This blog will feature 'Fake Alibis Most Ridiculous Requests

Please note: These are requests from over a year ago - Names and locations have been changed. New enquiries would never feature on this page, or in the future in their 'true form'

ENTRY 4 - 04 June 2007

Hi, Im from California, I have told my friends I have been with a girl for a couple of months, now they want to meet her. The trouble is I haven't got a girl, can you send someone to act as my girlfriend? By the way I am only 15. Thankyou.

ENTRY 3 - 21 May 07

Dear fakealibi

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, I have been caught cheating with my girlfriends mother, my GF heard us in the living room.

Please please help me, my dog and I are still alive :)

ENTRY 2 - 12 May 07

Dear fakealibi, My boyfriend has been cheating on me for a while, and I have looked at his emails and saw he has been using your services to help cover it up, what he doesnt know is I have been having an affair too. Can you start helping me? I want to be away on the weekend July 1st. Thanks

ENTRY 1 - 08 May 07

Enquiry = A cock fighting ring was found in my basement on September 21, 2006.
I need an alibi to keep me from being sued by my over-zealous, nosy
neighbor Ms.Sara E.Green. She claims to have seen me burning animal carcasses.